Archive | January 2012

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EUROPEAN COMMISSION PUBLISHES NEW ‘BALLS’ GREEN PAPER

The European Commission has published a controversial new green paper entitled simply: ‘Balls.’ It comes at the same time as European Testicle Week, an annual event launched in 2003 to raise awareness about balls. The green paper, a document intended to stimulate discussion and debate, presents the Commission’s views on balls, and invites a wide […]

DOCTOR SLAMMED FOR ‘SHOCKING’ DISPLAY OF BASIC HUMAN KINDNESS

A doctor in a Belgian hospital has caused a furore after being the only staff member not to treat a young female patient with extreme hostility and aggression for having the sheer audacity to turn up requiring treatment for a sprained foot. Dr Russo, 31, has been temporarily suspended from duty for gently telling 33-year-old […]

Half-decent New Year’s bash surprise for recovering addicts

A group of recovering alcoholics had quite a good time at a party on New Year’s Eve, it has been revealed. The group of around fifteen AA members, who gathered for sober festivities at an unknown address in Brussels on Saturday night, enjoyed themselves ‘more than usual’, according to reports. ‘It was alright,’ said one […]